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  ああいうところに行く老人は、強いぞ。
  決してバカではない。催眠商法の出始めはだまされる人も多かったが、今ではそんなこともない。

  僕の祖母の話をしよう。
  催眠商法の店舗が東京郊外の小さな駅前にできた。タオルや、輪ゴム、ゴミ袋、そういう細かい、
  しかし、なくては困る生活雑貨を配ってくれる店だと聞いて、祖母も行ったんだ。

  着くなり、お茶がでて羊羹が出て、店内では演歌が流れ、粗品と言ってリンゴとタオル、ゴム手袋が
  渡されたそうだ。
  それからも次々と、軟膏や座布団をくれる。みんな嬉しくて店員さんに好感を持っていたところに、
  ついに出たのが「健康布団」。

  「これはさすがに差し上げられませんっ！でもね、みなさん・・・」
  と話はじめた瞬間、老婆たちは

  「どうもねぇ～、ありがとうねぇ～」

  と立ち去ってしまったそうだ。店員ﾎﾟｶﾝ。老婆ﾎｸﾎｸ。
  それから毎日、同じことを続けた。もらえるモノは豪華になっていったそうだ。
  そして1ヶ月経たず、その店舗は逃げるように消えた。

  
  実は以前にも同じ場所に催眠療法の店ができたことがあり、一人だけ高い布団でだまされた人がいた
  らしいんだ。その仇討ちも兼ねて、催眠療法の店舗が出来る度に同じことをしているらしい。
  こんど○○に出来た新しい「サイミン」（祖母たちの間ではこう呼んでいる）は商品がいい、お茶がうまい、
  などと話している。

  祖母は言う
  「あーつらはバカじゃ。わしらとは場数が違う」

  No.5615 催眠商法 - コピペ運動会 (via biccchi) (via otsune)

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